Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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