My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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