Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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