I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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