I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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