Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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