i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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