did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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