They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM