OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight