Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2