you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
