I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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