Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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