Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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