i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
third nipple confirmed
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
