me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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