I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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