So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just found a bag of teeth...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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