The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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