***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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