the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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