I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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