We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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