How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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