she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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