her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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