I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...