And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
