Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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