their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
