I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
As shirtless as possible
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
