after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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