STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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