What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I am mentally ready for anal.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
