So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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