Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
