Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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