Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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