I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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