But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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