i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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