i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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