The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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