I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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