I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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