At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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