Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she was so not down for the gang bang
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My bed smells like the plague
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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