he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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