Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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