love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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