nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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