Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Randomize
