Kiss
Puke
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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