I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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