Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
4 words: hood of his car
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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