i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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