She said her name was "party"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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